Blink 182
Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
2001 MCA Records
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com
Tracklist:
1.) Anthem Part 2
2.) Online Songs
3.) First Date
4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard
5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy
6.) The Rock Show
7.) Stay Together For The Kids
8.) Roller Coaster
9.) Reckless Abandon
10.) Everytime I Look For You
11.) Give Me One Good Reason
12.) Shut Up
13.) Please Take Me Home
Bonus Tracks:
14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over
15.) Time To Break Up
16.) What Went Wrong
17.) Fuck Dog
18.) When You Fucked Grandpa
19.) Mother's Day
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1.) Anthem Part 2
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x32010
- xx0231
- x02210
- 133211
- 032xxx or - 022000
- 320003
Part 1:
(hold) x2
Guitar 2:
Guitar 2:
Guitar 3: will enter at 3rd time
x3
Part 3:
Guitar 2:
Everything has fallen to pieces
Earth is dying help me Jesus
We need guidance we've been misled
Young and hostile but not stupid
Mark:
Corporate leaders politicians
Kids can't vote adults elect them
Moms that rule the school and workplace
Signs that caution sixteen's unsafe
Mark:
We really need to see this through
We never wan-ted to be abused
We'll never give up it's no use
(hold)
If we're fucked up you're to blame
(Repeat Intro Part 3)
Let this trainwreck burn more slowly
Kids are victims in this story
Drowned our youth with useless warnings
Teenage rules: they're fucked and boring
Mark:
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Mark:
Interlude:
Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to pieces
(all the way)
Everything has fallen to piece
Everything has fallen to
(Repeat Chorus)
Guitar 3:
x3
Guitar 2:
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2.) Online Songs
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x02220
- x24432
- xx0232
- 022100
- 244222
Josie
You're my source
of most frustration
Forget when I
Don't meet expectations
Everything you
wished came true
In the end we
all blamed you
Even though as
they all know
You weren't the only
(hold)
one, two, three, four...
Guitar 2:
x3
Why do you still
keep it around
When you know it
brings me down
I'm hating everything
And I know that
you dated other guys
But I gotta wonder why
You'd leave it out for me
(Shit)
(Repeat Interlude)
Why am I still
hanging around
When I know it
brings me down
I'm hating everything
And you are getting
rides home in his car
And making out in
his front yard
I'm hating everything
Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright
it blinds me
I wish that
this would end
And I am not fine
Last night I
saw you online
Your screen name
used to be mine
Why can't we
just pretend
And if we can have another day
I've got so much left to say
I'd tell you everything
And I'll laugh when I
think about the past
When I see you after class
You're hating everything
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bridge:
And she said
Na na na na na
na na na na
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
Na na na na na
na na na na
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
Na na na na na
na na na na
na na na na
(I just forgot
you were there)
Na na na na na
na na na na
na na na na
(Repeat chorus twice)
And she said
(hold)
Na na na na na
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3.) First Date
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x32010
- xx0231
- x02210
- 133211
- 320003
- 022000
- x2x003
Guitar 2:
In the car I just can't wait
to pick you up on
our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think
it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I
didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of
what you think
You make me nervous
so I really can't eat
Let's go don't wait this
night's almost over
Honest let's make this
night last forever
Forever and ever let's
make this last forever
Forever and ever let's
make this last forever
(Repeat Intro)
When you smile
I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a
minute of your time
I really wish it was
only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody
in the room
Please don't look at
me with those eyes
Please don't hint that
you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of
our very first kiss
A target that i'm
probably gonna miss
Guitar 2: Wil lenter at 3rd time
|-5-5-9-9-5--9-9-5--10-10-5--7-7-7-7-|
(Repeat Chorus)
Forever and ever let's
make this last forever
Forever and ever let's
(hold)
make this last forever
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4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x24442
- 244322
- 466444
- 022100
It's Christmas Eve and I've
only wrapped two fucking presents
Christmas Eve and I've only
wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Labor day and my grandpa
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
And he shit shit shits his pants
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
(hold)
I'll never talk to you again
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5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x02220
- x24432
- x476xx or x4222x
- x46654
- xx0232
- 244222
- 022100
- 476xxx
Tom:
e|-0--5--7--0--5--7--5-|
Mark:
x2 x2 x2
Push it out
fake a smile
Avert disaster
just in time
I need a drink
Cause in a while
Worthless answers from
friends of mine
It's dumb to ask
cool to ignore
girls possess me but
they're never mine
I made my entrance
avoided hazards
Checked my engine
I fell behind
Refrain 1:
da da da da
da da da da da
I fell behind
da da da da da
da da da da
She makes me feel like
it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone
I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days
like this like the prom
I get too scared to move
cause I'm a fucking boy
(Repeat Intro)
Remember when I was in
The grocery store
now's my time
Lost the words
lost the nerve
Lost the girl
left the line
I would wish
upon a star
But that star
it doesn't shine
So read my book
with a boring ending
A short story
of a lonely guy
Refrain 2:
da da da da
da da da da da
Who fell behind
da da da da da
da da da da
(Repeat and Chorus 1)
Bridge:
da da da da da
da da da da
(Repeat)
She makes me feel like
it's raining outside
And when the storm's gone
I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days
like this like the prom
I get too scared to move
cause I'm still just a
(hold)
stupid worthless boy!!!
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6.) The Rock Show
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x02220
- 022100
- 244222
- xx0232
- x46654
Tom:
Hanging out behind the
club at the weekends
Acting stupid getting
drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the
summer and the Warped Tour
I remember it's the first
time I saw her there
She's getting kicked out of
school because she's failing
I'm kind of nervous cause I
think all her friends hate me
She's the one she'll
always be there
She took my hand and
that made it I swear
Because I fell in love with
the girl at the rock show
She said "What" and I
told her that I didn't know
She's so cool I'm gonna
sneak in through her window
Everything's better
when she's around
I can't wait til her
parents go out of town
I fell in love with the
girl at the rock show
When we said were
gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look
her mother gave us
Seventeen without a
purpose or direction
We don't owe anyone a
fucking explanation
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
Black and white picture
of her on my wall
I waited for her call
She always kept me waiting
And if I ever got
another chance
I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting
Tom:
Mark:
(Repeat Chorus)
I'll never forget tonight
(Repeat until fade)
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7.) Stay Together For The Kids
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- xx0232
- x476xx or x422xx
- x24432
- x02220
- 320033
- 244222
Tom: x2
it's hard to wake up
When the shades have
been pulled shut
This house is haunted
its so pathetic
it makes no sense at all
I'm ripe with things to say
the words rot and fall away
If a stupid poem could fix this
home I'd read it every day
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine
So when you're dead and gone
Will you remember this night?
Twenty years now lost
It's not right
(Repeat Intro)
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years
Rather than fix the problems
they never solve them
It makes no sense at all
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants
and it's what she wants
Then why's there so much pain?
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus)
It's not right
It's not right
It's not right
(Repeat until fade)
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8.) Roller Coaster
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x476xx
- xx0232
- x02220
- 022100
- x24432
Guitar 2:
Breathing deeply
walking backwards
Finding strength to
call and ask her
Roller coaster
favorite ride
Let me kiss you
one last time
Guitar 2:
Leave me standing here
Act like I'm not around
The coast will
probably never clear
Can I please
go home now?
I had that dream
about you again
Where I wait outside
until you let me in
And there I stayed
Guitar 2:
Lay beside me and
listen at the wall
We'll keep on lying
until the
summer comes
I had that dream
about you again
Where you
drive my car
Right off a
fucking cliff
And Now I'm
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge: Bass lines
Make me promise that
I will never tell
All I remember is the
way her bedroom smelled
I had that dream
about you again
Where I wait outside
until you let me in
And Now I'm
(Repeat Chorus)
Goodnight
(hold)
Goodnight
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9.) Reckless Abandon
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x24442
- 022100
- 466444
- 244322
On on and on
reckless abandon
somethings wrong this
is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to we'll
use this song to lead you on
Guitar:
x3
I learned alot today
not sure if I'll get laid
not sure if I'll fail or pass
kissed every girl in class
everybody would waste it all
to have a summer that they could call
a memory thats full of fun
fucked up when it's all done
On on and on
reckless abandon
somethings wrong this
is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to we'll
use this song to lead you on
and break the truth
with more bad news we
left a scar size exta large
(Repeat Interlude)
Sip a drink of the alcohol
end up kneeling in bathroom stalls
eyes are red my movements slow
to high got vertigo
he took a shit in the bathroom tub
and fed the dog the brownie drug
tried hard to not get cought
He fucked a chick in a parking lot
(Repeat Chorus)
Break a window and bust a wall
Making fun of your friend's mom
Turn the music up way to loud
Charge the pizza to the house
Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
Memory that's full of fun
Fucked Up When It's all done
(Repeat Chorus)
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10.) Everytime I Look For You
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x24442
- x46654
- 022100
- 244322
- 466444
--
I never found out
why you left him
But this answer
begs that question
Too blind to
see tomorrow
too broke To
beg or borrow
Young and Stupid
Left wide open
hearts are wasted
Lives are broken
Guitar 2:
|-4--5-4--5-4--5-4--2-4-|
One more point
of contention
I need some
intervention
Approached with
vague intentions
Betray my
short attention
span The distance
bridge the border
beg forgiveness
round the corner
Everytime I look for
you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this
whole thing runs aground
I left another message
You are never around
But everytime I look for
you the sun goes down
Once more Will the last
one out please shut the door
(Repeat Interlude)
More time apart
will give you
A few more
months to argue
Is this to much
to live through
It always seemed
too far to drive
The point home
send more letters
pray tomorrow
ends up better
(Repeat Chorus 1)
I never did do anything
that she asked
I never let what happened
stay in the past
I never did quite
understand what she meant
In spite of everything
in spite of everything
Everytime I look for
you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this
whole thing runs aground
I left another message
You are never around
But everytime I look for
you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this
whole thing runs aground
I left another message
You are never around
But everytime I look for
(hold)
you the sun goes down
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11.) Give Me One Good Reason
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- 022100
- x24442
- x46654
- 476xxx
- x02220
Guitar 2:
Mom and dad they quite
don't understand it
All the kids they laugh
as if they planned it
Why do girls want to
pierce their nose?
And walk around in
torn pantyhose Oh yeah!
Interlude: -- x2
Guitar 2:
I like the ones who say
they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fought
against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and
think its fucked to care
It's cool when they
piss people off
with what they wear Oh yeah!
(Repeat Interlude)
So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to
and don't fit in
(Repeat Intro)
Hate the jocks the preps
the hippy-fuckin-scumbags
Heavy metalers with their
awful pussy hair bands
Counting seconds until
we can get away
Ditching school almost
every single day Oh yeah!
(Repeat Interlude twice)
(Repeat Chorus)
Guitar 2:
--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
Q EE
--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--|--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
Q Q S S
S S Q EE
Q EE
--9--9--9--4--4--4--4--4--|--9--9--9--11--11--11--13--13--|
Q Q S S
--9--11--11--11--11--13--9--8--|--9-|
(Repeat Chorus)
(hold)
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12.) Shut Up
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x02220
- x46654
- xx0232
- 022100
- x24432
Guitar 2:
x2
Shut the fuck up she said
I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud
Everything's too loud
Now that all my friends left
This place is fucking dead
I wanna move out
When can we move out?
This shit has got to stop
I'll run away
Get the fuck up she said
Your life is meaningless
It's going nowhere
You're going nowhere
You're just a fuck up she said
I'll live alone instead
She said: "You don't care"
I know I don't care
I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home
I got too fucked up again
And passed out on the plane
Tried to forget you
I can't forget you
No sleep on this flight
I'll think about the nights
We had to get through
How did we get through?
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
I'll run away
I think it's time
that I should leave
I think it's time
that I should leave
I think it's time
that I should leave
I think it's time
that I should leave
Guitar 2: x2
|-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|-13-13-13-13-|-11-11-11-11-|
|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|
|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|-11-11-11-11-|--9--9--9--9-|
|-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-18-|-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|
|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x-|
|-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-|-14-14-14-14-|-12-12-12-12-|
(Repeat Chorus)
I runaway
I think it's time
for me to leave
(Repeat x4)
End on (hold)
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13.) Please Take Me Home
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x24442
- x46654
- 466444
- 022100
- 244322
- x143xx
- x698xx
- x424xx
- x214xx
--
Oh no it happened again
She's cool she's
hot she's my friend
I'd drive for hours it's so
You leave me nowhere to go
Refrain:
She's unstoppable
Unpredictable
I'm so jaded
Calculated
Wrong
Please take me home
Too late it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best
time we ever had
I hope hope that it last
Give in forget the past
Be strong when things fall apart
Honest this breaks my heart
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus twice)
Bridge:
Why did we have to go date?
It's too easy to complicate
Be strong when things fall apart
(Be strong when things fall apart)
Honest, this breaks my heart
(I'ts so hard) let's go!!!
(Repeat Chorus)
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14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x32010
- 320003
- 133211
- x02210
I hear the phone it
rings so violently
Can't leave my room
cant breath since
she left me
I will admit I hate
those things i said
Girls always cry guys
will never admit they did
Refrain:
Hold on hold on
hold on hold on
Dont tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things are too hurtful
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls do mean trouble
because they are rarely honest
Guitar 2:
What's with the jokes
all the routines they play
Screwing with my head
never quitting till
they get their way
Guys like to run chicks
love to yell you see
Guys hate to fight
girls think it's therapy
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)
(Repeat Interlude)
Bridge:
Hold on hold on
hold on hold on
(Repeat Chorus twice)
(hold)
Dont tell me
that it's over
I'm not used to
this temptation
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15.) Time To Break Up
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- x46664
- 466544
- x13321
- 244322
- 133111
- 143xxx
- x68876
Part 1:
Part 2:
Guitar 2: x means palm mute
x2
I guess it's
only the men
Who get fucked
now and again
We take our chicks
to the mall
We wait in
parking stalls
And when we come
home too late
She's pissed that
she had to wait
And my excuse
not to call
It never worked
at all
Time to wake up
Where's your daughter?
Hurts to break up
She was stronger
All my friends say
Please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so
(Repeat Intro Part 2)
I used to hate
the lipstick
It stained and
tasted so sick
The panty hose
and the bra
She threw on
my guitar
Shit Fuck I
made a mistake
I thought I
needed a break
The truth is I'm
such a dick
It's broke and
can't be fixed
(Repeat Chorus)
Guitar 2:
Bridge:
If you want to call it a
heart ache (a heart ache)
Then I sure regret
those things I miss her
If you want the pain
to go away (to go away)
Better suck up your
pride admit you lost her
Let her go (let her go)
move on (move on)
let her go (let her go)
move on (move on)
let her go (let her go)
(Repeat Chorus)
Move on
(move on)
let her go
(let her go)
Move on
(move on)
let her go
(let her go)
Move on
(move on
let her go
(let her go)
Move on
(move on
(hold)
let her go
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16.) What Went Wrong
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords:
- x02220
- 244222
- 022100
- xx0232
- x24432
I'm sick of always hearing
All those sad songs on the radio
All day it is there to remind
An over-sensitive guy that he's
lost and alone yeah
Interlude:
I hate our favourite restaurant
Our favourite movie our favourite show
We would stay up all of the night
We would laugh and get
high never answer the phone
I can't forgive
can't forget
Can't give in
What went wrong coz
you said this was right
You fucked up my life
Interlude:
I'm sick of always hearing
Sappy love songs on the radio
This place it's fucking
cursed and it's plagued
And I can never escape
when my heart it explodes
(Repeat Chorus)
Guitar Solo:
x2 x2
Clarinet Solo:
I'm kicking out fiercely at the
World around me, what went wrong X4
I'm kicking
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17.) Fuck Dog
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- 320033
- x32010
- xx0232
I wanna fuck a
dog in the ass
He wants to fuck
a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids
I tried to fuck
your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck
your dad in the ass
Could only find
the dog and his ass
We wanna fuck a
dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a
dog in the ass
We wanna
fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fucking
pirate in the ass
Argh me and me first
mate you scurvy cure!
Tried to fuck a fucking
pirate but I found the dog
Ah that was no pirate man
that was thy own sister!
(hold)
It's a mexican pirate
We wanna fuck a
dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a
(hold)
dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a
(hold)
fucking dog
(hold)
Fuck You
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18.) When You Fucked Grandpa
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- xx0232
- x02220
- 320033
Uno dos
tres quatros
When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you
that he loved you?
Did he hold you until
the sun did rise
And did he look
into your eyes
And ask you to
fellate him
And stick a finger
or two in his ass
He seems like
a total asshole
Grandpa is a total
fucking asshole
Who would ever want
a dirty greasy
finger in his ass?
(hold)
He rubs his dick
in broken glass
(Repeat Intro twice)
When you fucked
grandpa
Did he kiss you
soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands
behind your head
And was it on your
mother's bed? And
(Repeat horus)
Mark Speaks while
singing Chorus
This is fucking
stupid man
I can't believe
you'd have
sex with your
own grandfather
I mean you
guys are related!
What's he gonna do
take out his teeth
and just lay them on
the side of the bed?
Man you like to fuck
him in the butt
and have everyone come in
and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place
this is stupid I hate you all
I'm not even going to have
sex with my mom tonight man
this is stupid!
(hold)
I hate you!
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19.) Mother's Day
Key:
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
- 022000
- 320033
- 244322
- x32010
- xx0232
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
(Repeat Verse and Chorus)
(hold)