In the nineteen seventeen darkness fell upon the world Clever Devil went to Russia to complete his brilliant goal He was ruthless, he was bright like the Devil meant to be And he saw the Russian Tsar was not strong as used to be So, he said to comrade Lenin shall we do a little trick With your brother, we together break this country brick by brick So, the Tsar and all his house join me in underworld Russia is the northern county I will save them from the cold Lenin wasn't thinking straight he had problems of his own Nadia was his lovely wife but in bed a little slow They have tried so many doctors, they have tried exotic poses But no matter what they've tried Lenin's dick refused to rose So, to take his mind away from the marital issues Lenin said to Devil straight I will help you with this blues I will lie to all my people I will lie to governments There will be a revolution to throw Tsar over the fence So, he promised lands to peasants and he promised plants to prols And to honour their agreement Devil's got him winning polls Royals promptly got arrested, sent to prison and then killed Civil war raged for five years, Devil's had the best of thrills But Great Leader was degrading, brain was melting in the dark Nadia sexually frustrated hoping still to find her fuck So, the Devil wasn't blind he said comrade time to move Let's give power to Stalin to improve the slacking groove Nadia was too busy searching for the happiness in bed So, she said I'd like the challenge if you help me to get laid Lenin suddenly got poisoned went to hell to seal his fate Stalin swiftly got promoted and got rid of all his mates There's no end to Russian story even to the present day Devil's still polluting waters for the Russians to fall prey He invented Perestroika, got the West what it deserved But the God and Holy Mother are keep protecting Russian herd...
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