Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flat-line Still time to Do it too Baby snack time Chow down to earth but in your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dum Boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will Go back outside And see her okay repeat [Break] (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) "Oh, uh, I'll try again" Baby Hotline Please dial "9" to get out! No flat-line What were you scared about? Baby sat by and felt the wind At least I called her a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dum Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will Go back outside And see her okay [Break] (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) "Oh, uh, I'll try again" Numb, feel burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb (REPEAT AND ) Sunbathe 'til morning time And your e-eyes will open wide Oh baby nevermind And my si-ight will run and hide I can say Oh wrap it in with cinnamon (What about...) I've been dead Oh wrap the trouble now (Ha Ha!) I feel so good Ring won't bend (And you did it) Thinking bent, oh I won't stay more anymore, oh I don't even think about it Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't [REPEAT and ] I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh
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