Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Airtime - Jet Pilot

RIFF:

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Hello young lady, you look quiet nice today...and I look real good
 You may come a little bit closer to me
 you may smeel my musk if you wish
 but first of all
 how rude of me

 Let me introduce to you myself to you
 My name's pilot, I'm a pilot, that's what I do
 And you can ask me a lot of questions about that if you want to, oh yeah
 Let me let you buy me a drink for me
 Cos I'm a real pilot, like on Top Gun, like on TV
 And the thing that you should know about me is that the first night is always for free oh yeah

 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
 You haven't really lived until you've pulled 9G like me

 Now I was flying in formation the other day and I was number one
 When two bogies came down in on me out of the sun
 and I said "I'm too close for missiles now I'm switching to guns" oh yeah
 The other crazy bandit he rolled in on me
 So I just rolled upside down and pushed some negative 
 I slammed on the brakes, he flew right by me, "Fox 3!!" oh yeah

 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
 You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

 Now you might think that practicing all the time would be a real bore
 Because we only ever train and we never do the job that we joined for
 The only fight I've been in was some kind of crazy hand-war, oh yeah
 But come over to my place at I don't know like half past eight
 and we'll open up a bottle of wine and we'll stay up until real late
 Cos I'm gonna make you watch in slow-mo everyone of my HUD-tapes oh yeah

 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
 You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

 By which I mean pulling a guy who is like me not me pulling another guy cos that is gay
 And I'm a pilot I don't do that kind of thing...much

 So come over to my place and we'll talk the night away
 And when I say talk baby I mean you'll listen, cos I've got a lot to say
 And it's all about me but that's ok, oh yeah
 I own shares in mirror companies and other things like brill cream
 And just two minutes with me baby that's enough to make you scream
 Cos I'll take you to heaven and back at Mach Three if you know what I mean
 And I don't mean the razor mach three but it'll be real close

 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
 You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

 Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
 And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
 And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
 Cos I'm a pilot in the military
 My favourite conversation topic has to be me
 You haven't really lived until you've flown at Mach 3....And I've done that twice