The All American Boy:Bill Parsons. (Bobby Bare was the actual singer.) #2 on BB Hot 100 on FRATERNITY Records 1n 1958. (Parsons lip-synched the song on TV and somehow his name was put on the record.) (Inspired by Elvis Presley being drafted into the army.) #1. Gather 'round, cats, and I'll tell you a story about how to become an All American Boy. Buy you a gittar and put it in tune..you'll be rockin' and rollin' soon. Impressin' the girls, pickin' hot licks, and all that jazz. #2. I bought me a gittar a year ago..learned how to play in a day or so..and all around town it was well understood that I was knockin' 'em out like Johnny . Goode. Hot licks, showin' off, ah, number one. #3. Well , I'd practice all day and up into the night..my papa's hair was turnin' white..cause he didn't like rock'n'roll. He said, "You can stay, boy, but that's gotta go." He's a square, he just didn't dig me at all. #4. So, I took my gittar, picks and all, and bid farewell to my poor ole pa. And I split for Memphis where they say, y'all..them swingin' cats are havin' a ball. Sessions, hot licks and all, they dig me. #5. I was rockin' and boppin' and I's a gettin' the breaks. The girls all said that I had what it takes. When up stepped a man with a big cigar..he said, "Come here, cat..I'm gonnna make you a star. I'll put you on Bandstand, buy ya a Cadillac, sign here, kid." #6. I signed my name and became a star, havin' a ball with my gittar. Driving a big long Cadillac and fightin' the girls off ma back. They just kept a'comin', screamin', yeah..they like it. #7. So, I'd pick my gittar with a great big grin and the money just kept on pourin' in. But then one day my Uncle Sam, he said, (knock, knock, knock) "Here I am..Uncle Sam needs you, boy..I'm-a gonna cut your hair off. "Ah-take this rifle, kid..gimme that gittar," yeah. A fifties smash from Kraziekhat.
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