Mom and Dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go
Grandma take me home (x8)
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
Grandma take me home (x8)
She said, don't you start to cry
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe
Grandma take me home (x8)
After dinner I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms
Grandma take me home (x7)
(let ring out)
I wanna be alone