DM Sit at the desk look at the screen think about the girl you could have been ponder your little big mistakes, AM and the difference they won't make DM city lights glow for the big show make it a bit of doe do what you know but if you cannot see the stars then AM you don't know where you are DM in the universe, really quite large put some perspective in your glass or you better prepare your frown AM for a life of sitting down DM your parents had sex maybe you were planned maybe you were told that you were planned but the world can now confirm AM that you were the quickest sperm DM you were designed , designed to move so get a move on, sing a little song, pull a rabbit from a hat AM cos it won't be coming back DM Lighten up Roy feel a bit of joy, get a bit of romance in your loins, make love in the driving rain AM and continue the cosmic chain DM One goes out, one goes in, one's got great cheeky grin one's the captain of the sea AM don't take it all so seriously. DM You were the quickest little sperm.
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