Capo 2
[Intro}
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
I'm getting drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Got this 737 rockin' like a
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
(let ring out)
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Got this 737 rockin' like a
Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
condition got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
x 2
[hold]
On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
[Chorus}
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Got this 737 rockin' like a
Stewardess is somethin' sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
condition got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
in the baggage claim
but right now
I'm drunk on a plane