From the musical Avenue - Q This tab is an easy version of the tab by FF76 and uses easier chords throughout. you can mess about with a capo between sections see if it makes it better? Schadenfreude Section 1: Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy And when I see how sad you are It sort of makes me... Happy! Sorry, Nicky, human nature- Nothing I can do! It's... Schadenfreude! Making me feel glad that I'm not you. Did you ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses? And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses? Don't you feel all warm and cozy, Watching people out in the rain! That's... Schadenfreude! People taking pleasure in your pain! Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? What's that, some kinda Nazi word? Yup! It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others. Happiness at the misfortune of others. That IS German! Section 2: Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in! Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!" NO!!! Schadenfreude! "Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!" Straight-A students getting Bs? Exes getting STDs! Waking doormen from their naps! Watching tourists reading maps! Football players getting tackled! CEOs getting shackled! Watching actors never reach The ending of their Oscar speech! Section 3: The world needs people like you and me Who've been knocked around by fate Cuz when people see us they don't wanna be us and that makes them feel great We provide a vital service to society you and me... Schadenfreude Making the world a better place Making the world a better place Making the world a better place to be Hilarious Musical. best i've ever seen! Credits to FF76 with his version i simplified to make a "fun/easy" way of playing it. http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/m/misc_soundtrack/avenue_q_-_schadenfreude_ver3_crd.htm
https://lyrics.primanota.net/misc-soundtrack/avenue-q-schadenfreude.htm