N..
Are we gonna have a problem?
N..
You got a bone to pick?
N..
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my d***?
N..
I'd normally slap your face off,
N..
And everyone here could watch.
N..
But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice.
N..
Listen up, byatch!
I like looking hot. Buying stuff they cannot.
I like drinking hard. Maxing Dad's credit card.
I like skipping gym. Scaring her, screwing him.
I like killer clothes. Kicking nerds in the nose!
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls;
Let your mommy fix you a snack.
Gm7b5
Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke,
In my Porsche with the quarterback!
Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa!
Honey, what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my Candy Store!
Time for to prove you're not a loser anymore...
Then step into my Candy Store!
Guys fall at your feet, pay the check! Help you cheat!
All you have to do? Say goodbye to Shamu!
That freak's! Not your friend. I can tell, in the end,
If she! Had your shot, she would leave you to rot!
Course if you don't care, fine! Go braid her hair!
Maybe Sesame Street is on.
Gm7b5
Or forget that creep and get in my Jeep,
Let's go tear up someone's lawn!
Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa! Hoh whoa!
Honey, what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my Candy Store!
You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore...
Then step into my Candy Store!
You can join the team...
Or you can bitch and moan...
You can live the dream...
Or you can die alone.
You can fly with eagles,
Or if you prefer,
B7sus
Keep on testing me and end up like
Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh
Honey whatcha waintin' foo.. (Shut up, Heather)
Step into my Candaaaaay Store!
C7sus
Whoa! Time for you're prove not a lame-ass anymore!
N..
Then step into my Candy Store!
It's my Candy Store!
It's my Candy...
It's my Candy Store!
It's my Candy...
N..
It's my Candy Store! It's my Candy Stooore!
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